December 2009
134 posts
HELLBOUND
Last post of 2009, and with it wish you all a very happy New Year. Especially to a couple of people: you deserve it.
Seems odd that ten years ago I was getting hyped up over the millenium: time fucking flies. I spent the night sitting under a table drinking champagne with my best friend, then getting scared shitless when we got caught. We were 8 years old and hard as fuck. I’m going over to...
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Pretty sure I’m still drunk.
FORMSPRING →
BATTLE METAL
My insides are at war with each other. With a bar that cheap though, who could resist?
- AVERAGE JOE
i didn't realise justice were playing ministry of...
cigarettesandalcohol:
dave, i hate youuuu
ARE THERE TICKETS?
DETAILDETAILSDETAILS.
You’re straight, right? That’s upsetting
It is? But yes I am, sorry. Used to get mistaken as gay for years though, until I suddenly became Essex filth and laddish as hell. Should probably stop drinking lager.
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2-4-1 cocktails? 3 bottles for £4.95?
Hello party night.
FORMSPRING →
Bolognese, followed by teh pubz
depressionista:
Good evening, methinks.
Now if only I DIDN’T KEEP GETTING KILLED THROUGH A FUCKING WALL BY SOMEBODY WHO CAN’T EVEN SEE ME.
MW2?
I have decided to travel abroad in 2010...
sandinmymouth:
idiolect:
sandinmymouth:
Now where to go? Amsterdam, Germany or France? Amsterdam because I would just like to be high the entire time. Germany because I speak the language and my family is from Deutschland. France…because I want to go to Paris.
Decisions, decisions.
Also, time to start saving!
There’s much more to Amsterdam than being high. I’d recommend setting aside...
I have decided to travel abroad in 2010...
sandinmymouth:
Now where to go? Amsterdam, Germany or France? Amsterdam because I would just like to be high the entire time. Germany because I speak the language and my family is from Deutschland. France…because I want to go to Paris.
Decisions, decisions.
Also, time to start saving!
There’s much more to Amsterdam than being high. I’d recommend setting aside a few days for...
ETERNAL REST
So, The Rev is dead.
As much as it pains me to say it, I still enjoy Waking The Fallen: it’s a pretty solid mix of metalcore and crazy thrash moments. I’m sure that if my thirteen year old self hadn’t masturbated himself half to death over the bands music then my 18 year old self wouldn’t be as musically aware and definitely wouldn’t have developed a taste for ugly...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Deftones (18)
Fear Before the March of Flames (13)
Architects (12)
A Day to Remember (9)
Gallows (9)
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jaz, i'm real happy for you
cantthinkofanythingclever:
emilyportch:
and ima let you finish, but joe jack and you are MY favourite tumblrs. OF ALL TIME. we should so do a london meet up sorry im just being a sarcastic bitch again. i got love for you though
Hahaha, totally should do our own little London meet up. Got love for you too maaann.
Jack, Jaz, Joe and Jemily* are totally having a London meet.
*Get a...
TOP 10 ALBUMS OF THE YEAR
So originally I was going to do “of the decade” but I’m totally stealing this from Phil so you can all suck my e-peen.
In no order:
The Chariot- Wars And Rumours Of Wars
Rise & Fall- Our Circle Is Vicious
Dance Gavin Dance- Happiness
Caspian- Tertia
Converge- Axe To Fall
Russian Circles- Geneva
Daitro- Y
The Dead Weather- Horehound
The Temper Trap- Conditions
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the cast of spiderman 4 →
emmawrites:
chill da fuk out
Vulture?
Pretty hard, in all honesty. All we need is a Daredevil crossover and my life will be complete.
I want to watch Chicken Run
cantthinkofanythingclever:
Thanks to Joe but my tv isn’t working. Le fu.
iPlayer.
NO CHICKEN ESCAPES FROM TWEEDIES FARM
My head of year in Year 9 looked exactly like Mrs Tweedie. I shit you not.
- AVERAGE JOE
I applaud you for trying again to quit smoking. Good luck with it, and I hope it works out this time for you.
Thank you, hopefully it’ll stick this time.
yes.
Intriguing.
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7 DAYS
A week without a cigarette.
This is probably the tenth time this year I’ve tried to stop smoking, and it’s going no better than the others.
Also, all round bad mood. The Christmas spirit isn’t exactly longlasting.
- AVERAGE JOE
FORMSPRING ME →
FAREWELL, MONA LISA
The new Dillinger track is insane. Of course, I shouldn’t know that, because it hasn’t been released yet. I’m an upstanding gent: I don’t download music illegally.
Right?
- AVERAGE JOE
I can’t sit still.
Really not feeling all that Christmassy.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
The Chariot (14)
Fleet Foxes (10)
R.E.M. (9)
Sigur Rós (6)
Dance Gavin Dance (4)
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CHRISTMAS FROM HELL
Thank God for unsecured wireless networks. Visiting family with only a GBA copy of Pokemon Sapphire and two series of Family Guy DVDs isn’t the most entertaining thing on the planet. Finally realised I’m a slave to the digital age though, or something like that.
Anyway, my Christmas has been ruined already by a very unfortunate rejection from AUCB, pretty much the most awesome Film...
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ZOMBIE NATION
Really, really odd mood at the moment. I’m whisked away up to Newcastle from tomorrow until Sunday, so tonight is my last night of freedom.
Am I going out?
No. Everyone is far too lazy, even to come for chill out and a few drinks in town. Somebody accompany me, plz.I promise I won’t throw up on you.
- AVERAGE JOE
NO HASSLE NIGHT
I’m going to a party later on, but to get there I have to walk. The walk itself isn’t the problem: it’s the weather.
-2/3 degrees at the moment, and I’m too fucking poor to buy a coat. The solution? Layer.
And who layers?
Homeless people.
My point is it’s impossible for me to go anywhere in the cold and look presentable until I stump up £95 for the coat I want....
LAVOTCHKIN
Lavotchkin have finally put up a London show, and Crocus are playing too. If you’ve never heard of these bands then:
a) good
b) go see them anyway.
Rectum-destroyingly good heavy music. Check out their Myspace pages.
- AVERAGE JOE
MONEY
Time for a job hunt. I should be out throwing mad shapes and drinking cocktails, but instead I’m at home watching Mock The Week and wallowing in self pity.Why?
N0t enuff munnehz.
- AVERAGE JOE
REPEAT THE MOVEMENT, REPEAT THE MOVEMENT!
Remember when I used to post loads of stuff saying I needed to meet new people and experience new things etc etc etc etc?
Yeah, massive amount of that going on right now. I’m sick of everything. Somebody excite me please.
- AVERAGE JOE
IS FLORENCE WELCH A FAKE GINGER?
o'wwww i really need id
cigarettesandalcohol:
blonde messy hair, crooked fringe, big eyes, round face, anyoneeeeeeeeee?
Hair doesn’t need to match. Just find someone with a similar face and nose and you’ll be sorted. Nowhere gives a shit about ID really anyway, so long as you show something with a date of birth on it.
Tonight was incredible.
As shit as that club is, when everyone’s there it’s hilarious. I had a dance off to Beat It and Bille Jean, won twice, and got a load of free drinks. Then the entire club ended up outside for a snowball fight for at least an hour. Hugs were had, girls were hit on and we all failed but we walked home in a blizzard and sung Bon Iver- The Wolves on repeat the...
