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@Joe

cantthinkofanythingclever: Hahah I’ve been to diggerland. We’re going again. I say go to the Yorkshire one: the accents are more legit for farmers.

Jan 31st

KESHA

Courtesy of Wikipedia: “The album’s title came from a diving experience Kesha had, where a barracuda was chasing and trying to attack her. She explained, “I’ve done research on animals because I’m a diver, and I used to wear gold bikinis and had eye piercings and stuff, and then I almost got eaten by a barracuda once, and I was like ‘Why does he keep chasing...

Jan 31st

Jan 30th

Politicians.

petehalton: I fucking hate Tony Blair and most of his policies. However, I can’t help but admire him as a politician. I’m pretty much the same, but I think you have to admire the fact he held Britain’s hand through a good few bad periods. He made a couple of bad decisions, but at least he tried to adapt to the times: a lesser man would have sat by and done nothing to try and ease...

Jan 29th

Shall we do it then? Tumblr partay?

depressionista: shootthefox: smilecosineverstop: (via shootthefox) HELL TO THE YEAH! WHERE AND WHEN My house. 10 minutes. I’m DJ’ing.

Jan 29th

TUMBLR PUB CRAWL

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

So I’m pretty smashed and in the mood to...

Jan 29th

Book Club

jsb: So Kay, you’re now admitted to the ‘People I know who have read A Clockwork Orange’ group, congratulations. Your privileges are: being slightly indirectly associated with me (Y) And jazmerelada, I couldn’t work out if you had actually read it by what you said? Sorry! Also, where are the males at? So far, my research concludes that only women have read A Clockwork Orange, and this can’t be...

Jan 28th

Anonymous asked: Yo Joe, how's your love life?

Jan 28th

So, Valentines day

jsb: curtain-call: I’m a single, sophisticated, charming, intelligent and beautiful woman. I am a Goddess. So men, if you can take that, I’ll be waiting in my chambers, lying on the four-poster bed in my negligee ;) I hardly use the semicolon followed by closed brackets. Anyway, what I never got about Valentines Day was the fact that it means that people HAVE to be romantic on one particular...

Jan 28th

Dear Everyone Skins is the worst thing to have happened to British youth culture in the last decade Love, Joe xx

Jan 28th

ON LETTING GO

versus Juturna. It’s a tough one. Juturna is a hell of a lot more aggresive but the production and overrall sound of On Letting Go is beyond epic. I need the vinyls. - AVERAGE JOE

Jan 28th

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STOP THE FUCKIN' CAR

A massive and extended apology for the frankly ridiculous tone of my posts lately. The shit has hit a fair few different fans lately and it’s getting well and truly on top of me: thankfully, I should be spending a fair chunk of the weekend writing s1ck jamz which is pretty much the best pick me up imaginable. - AVERAGE JOE

Jan 28th

ANIMOSITY

I’ve been making a lot of effort with friends lately. A lot. I have yet to see a return on it at all. - AVERAGE JOE

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

Anonymous asked: Do you read often? I've seen you recommend books to people before, I'm intrigued aso to what books you enjoy.

Jan 27th

nicest thing a teacher has ever said to me

divination: “Does anyone else feels a bit sick when Natalya paints? Oh well, it’s okay, at least she’d hideously ugly and has a horrible personality…” - my art teacher the first part is a compliment and the second is ironic i hope Worry not: a history teacher at my school once called me a “moral sodomite”. I’m not sure if I should be proud of it or not.

Jan 27th

Anonymous asked: what kinda of blogs do people have that you like to follow?
and alternatively, what makes you not want to follow someone?

Jan 27th

TRAILER PARK JESUS

I’ve well and truly hit rock bottom. It’s worse than it usually is. I’d rather like to forget everything and wind back. Maybe putting some effort into school work and my relationships would improve things a bit, but I’m afraid the moment has well and truly passed. Especially with you: I haven’t a hope in hell. - AVERAGE JOE

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

Jan 26th

SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL

FINALLY got my parents drunk enough to give me their vinyl. Such a huge inheritance I can’t even begin to comprehend it. Rolling Stones originals, -68. - AVERAGE JOE

Jan 25th

Burns Night. House full of people distantly related to Scots. Alcohol poisoning pending. Terrible mood in full effect.

Jan 25th