December 2010
20 posts
THE TOP 10 ALBUMS OF THE YEAR
In no particular order, and including EP’s:
The Chariot- Long Live
Plebeian Grandstand- How Hate Is Hard To Define
United Nations- Never Mind The Bombings, Here’s Your Six Figures
The American Dollar- Atlas
Glassjaw- Singles/Our Color Green
Trophy Scars- Darkness, Oh Hell
Killing The Dream- Lucky Me
Efterklang- Magic Chairs
The Armed- Common Enemies
Pianos Become The...
I thought this time of year was supposed to be relaxing.
JESUS, YOU OLD BRO.
Yeah, that’s fucking cool: tell me I can shoot on your location for free if I ever need to, so I write a 45 minute fucking script complete with hand drawn storyboards, gather a cast, crew and equipment all based around it, only for you to try and charge me. Fuck. No wonder I never see a project through to the end.
VEX
I fell asleep for a bit while I was reading last night and I had a sex dream in which a girl was shouting “fuck me with your metallic robot cock”.
Cool.
- AVERAGE JOE
FLAT
Flat is an awesome short film, you should all watch it.
AHAHA JUST KIDDING, I MADE IT UP ON THE SPOT WHILE I WAS WRITING MY PERSONAL STATEMENT OH FUCK WHAT IF THEY ASK ME ABOUT IT IN THE INTERVIEW I SHOULD PROBABLY FILM IT.
- AVERAGE JOE
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-5) →
Glassjaw (17)
Alexisonfire (4)
Coheed and Cambria (3)
The Chariot (3)
A Day to Remember (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
SANTA BABY
The thing I’m most looking forward to about Christmas is getting hammered on the 24th and asking everybody if they want to see my “red nosed reindeer”.
- AVERAGE JOE
Dear LastFM
You outright refuse to scrobble my iPod, and then scrobble artists/songs that I don’t even fucking have. Die in a hole.
Love,
Joe
xx
Anonymous asked: when i clicked on joe laz link from your last fm it opens up to some random page which i don't think is you lol
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-11-28) →
Converge (14)
Sigur Rós (6)
Brand New (6)
Rinoa (5)
A Day to Remember (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Anonymous asked: worst place to get a boner?
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jsb:
I was just in the shop, and this Carribbean guy came in and was spouting shit that I couldn’t really understand because of the slang, but I eventually realised he was having a go at the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper is Pakistani, and this guy was saying, in so many words, “This guy was in the…
Last week I was in Southwark visiting a friend at uni, and stopped off in a generic...