January 2011
67 posts
That feeling when a song draws you in so much that you forget to breathe.
Anonymous asked: excellent taste in film, what are your favourite films ?
“You do good in school?”
“…yeah”
“I did too. They...”
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WARHORSE
I’m going to invade Spain and then I’m going to have a wank.
Friday night.
- AVERAGE JOE
My favourite euphemisms for “vagina” are “axe wound” and “wizards sleeve”.
EDDIE ANTAR
I had to sacrifice buying a Nan Goldin book today so I could afford mounting spray.
Dedication.
- AVERAGE JOE
Just been informed I have a bouffant.
PSYCHO
That awkward moment when you have so much fun shooting one scene that everything afterwards seems unimportant, resulting in a link scene being entirely forgotten.
Fuck.
- AVERAGE JOE
Academy Awards rage.
Can anybody recommend me a good 2.1 sound system? It’s for my record player, so 5.1 or above is pointless.
Mysterious Smoking Fetish Anon is back, as well as newcomer Mysterious Shoulder Hatred Anon. All I need is Mysterious Listen To Trapped Under Ice Instead Of Converge Anon to come back, and we’ve got ourselves a party.
Anonymous asked: Do any of your tops have sleeves or are you just freakishly proud of your arms and shoulders?
Anonymous asked: what camera do you use?
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PI
Darran Aronofsky is my favourite director, and yet I still haven’t seen Black Swan. My fanboy status is slipping.
brb, going to watch Pi.
- AVERAGE JOE
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I wanted to start fuckyeahboobs, but somebody already has. They aren’t even good boobs.
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ROADSIDE
Finishing a scene with a groin punch and “cheers for the car, prick” as a last line seems a little childish.
I’m doing it anyway.
- AVERAGE JOE
TOM HARDY AS BANE.
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TOM HARDY AS BANE.
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THE JOYS OF TEENAGE SEX
It’s hilarious when a girl who was the year below you in primary school ends up on every Channel 4 program about teenage sex that they make.
- AVERAGE JOE
SUICIDE SOLUTION
Drinking my homebrew cider because I’m too broke to drink alcohol that actually tastes good.
On the plus side, 12-motherfucking-%.
- AVERAGE JOE
Sunday Night Skramz (On A Monday Edition)
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SLACKERS
I spent an hour or so at work today sitting on my own in a side room, occasionally hitting the wall with a hammer and spinning up a drill to make it sound like I was actually doing some work.
In reality, I was playing Tetris.
- AVERAGE JOE
When you want your iPod to go just that little bit louder.
GOLD
I’m debating whether or not to send an email to Glassjaw (Beck) through their Merchdirect page telling them that if Coloring Book doesn’t get shipped on 12” vinyl with legit colouring book outlines of the band on the front sleeve (complete with a full Crayola set) then I’m going to murder Bill Murray in his sleep.
How long before a gj.net hXc bro does it?
- AVERAGE JOE
“And you can live together sewn inside of me”.
“Michael Gove, do something decent with your life and abolish exams or at least...”
– A kid on Facebook.
He’s applying to study politics at LSE. Wow.
cigarettesandalcohol:
can not stop binge eating.
Anonymous asked: you've finally started posting your own photography?
Anonymous asked: i'd like to see you take a photo that good
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Isles & Glaciers > Dance Gavin Dance > Cinematic Sunrise> Chiodos > Pierce The Veil > The Receiving End Of Sirens >Emarosa.
The Receiving End Of Sirens > Dance Gavin Dance > Emarosa > Cinematic Sunrise > Chiodos > Pierce The Veil > Isles & Glaciers.
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