• Get council tax exemption certificate 
• Get Virgin Media Student Package sorted and connected 
• Find out how the fuck we are actually meant to pay bills 
• Iron all my clothes 
• Limit my DVD selection to a number below 50 
• Reinstall all Steam games, and get Offline Mode to work (!!!!!!!!) 
• Re-string guitar
• Clean vinyl 
• Select photographs for my bedroom wall
• Wank quieter 
• Not murder housemates on first day 

- AVERAGE JOE